Plastic Surgery

Take a look at Heidi Montag's body. You do not have to look closely. Of course her breasts are fake. Two years ago she came out and admitted to the plastic surgery. She also confessed that she had a lot of other work done. Who know what kind of other things Doctor 90210 has done to her?

This does not detract from the fact that Heidi has a hot body. She is very slender with little to no fat on her. I don't think that tiny waist of hers is due to liposuction. She should have just kept what she had. Maybe she would not have been a Hollywood star. But she would have at least been real. Keep it real girls.

I hope that her marriage to Spencer Pratt is real. You can never been sure what is the truth and what's a hoax in Hollywood. People will do anything for a little fortune and fame. Good luck Heidi. You are going to need it.

On the Red Carpet

Nobody can deny that Heidi Spencer has that Hollywood charm. She has that long blond hair which is probably 75% extensions. Her body usually has that perfect tan. It might very well be a spray on tan. Her waist is small, while her breasts are sizable.

It is hard to compete when the other cast members on your show are Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. You have to step up your game. I bet Heidi Montag has the best PR people in the world. And I am not talking about that fool Spencer Pratt. She has the real professionals working on getting her brand out there.

What is Heidi's claim to fame? She lives in California. She lived with Lauren Conrad. And that is it. You could say it is amazing that she is even on the map.

Some Like it Hot

Here is the funny thing about Heidi Montag. She could be the girl next door. Yes she is pretty. But she is not a supermodel. It seems her boobs are big. But they are not that huge. I think she wears a push up bra most of the time.

Hollywood seems to have gone crazy over Heidi and Spencer. They are so very annoying. It is comical. The two of them claim to be superstars. But for the longest time, I did not even know who the hell they were.

I am not sure if Heidi is super rich or not. Certainly the fame from The Hills must have brought her some fortune. I suspect in 10 years she will be another True Hollywood Story.

Back That Thang Up

Heidi Montag of The Hills fame always seems to be in a bikini. I don't know if that's the default behavior out in California. But I guess if you have it, you should flaunt it.

I have a confession to make. I don't think I have even watched one episode of The Hills. That is why at first I did not even know who Heidi Montag was. I did have some clue that Lauren Conrad was somebody important. But I just did not know The Hills was featured around her life.

It may have been fate that Heidi happen to live with Lauren and get on The Hills. Or maybe the whole thing was staged. I seem to recall that The Hills, which is supposed to be a real life reality show, is really just a big Hollywood fake production. Who knows? Who cares?